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标题: 移动——厕所 [打印本页]

作者: 郑了了    时间: 2006-7-18 20:35
标题: 移动——厕所
<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一天早上,移动一老总在外突然感觉内急,只好找公共厕所。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">干什么的?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">看厕所的大婶喊。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我是移动老总,我内急。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">你不知道现在什么都要收费啊?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">大婶。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">行,多少钱?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kern
作者: 菲靡靡之音    时间: 2006-7-18 20:49
行!我也算个沙发吧!<br/>字看的难受,不过饭刚吃好,暂时看后没什么想法![em01]
作者: 郑了了    时间: 2006-7-18 21:00
行,你的内力很深厚,达到了炉火纯青的境界。
作者: 菲靡靡之音    时间: 2006-7-18 23:02
<p>刚认真看了,是挺逗!<br/>原创?上次发表的文章写的怎么样了?<br/>欢迎来上海!</p>
作者: 郑了了    时间: 2006-7-19 06:05
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>王静菲</i>在2006-7-18 15:02:00的发言:</b><br/><p>刚认真看了,是挺逗!<br/>原创?欢迎来上海!</p></div><p>我要有那细胞,早就成诗人了。</p><p>“上次发表的文章写的怎么样了”,我上次发表什么文章了?不是那个什么〈冲动,当下〉什么的。</p><p>欢迎来北京!瞧瞧,还是我这话,多流行,嗯,美!<br/></p>


作者: shenglibeer    时间: 2006-7-19 18:12
老贴了!
作者: 绿茶瓜子    时间: 2006-7-19 20:27
<p>楼主是火星人,鉴定完毕</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ——乔布什</p>
作者: 狂思    时间: 2006-7-19 20:35
楼主 你写的真到好逗




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