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发表于 2008-1-8 19:52 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=magenta><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">“开啦”的</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">N</FONT></SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">种语境</SPAN></B></FONT></P>
< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=magenta><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN></B></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>1</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>、你在家里看书,妈妈叫你照看一下正在烧水的炉子,一会儿,你听到“突突”的声音,你却不想泡水,你就喊:老妈,水</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>!</FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、你在火车站送</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">bf.or.gf </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000>远行。回家后,你在日记中写道:火车</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>,一霎间,我的眼眶湿润了……(同样,适用于汽车、飞机、轮船等交通工具,但不适用于运载火箭。)</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>3</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>、颁奖典礼上,颁奖嘉宾一直在侃侃而谈,说个不停,台下观众起哄:快</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>!</FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">个小偷偷自行车,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">个撬锁,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>个望风。见有人来,望风的问:开了没?撬锁的答:就要</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>。(有感于我家的门被撬过</FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">,第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>道门被撬</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>,第</FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">道门被撬坏了。)</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>、你来到隔壁宿舍,见桌上有一西瓜,你想吃,便拿出水果刀,在瓜上比划,口中念念有词:</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>,</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>。</FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">6</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、与朋友</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">FB</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">,你有点喝高了,醉意朦胧,见还有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000>瓶啤酒,你就大嚷:快</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>,快干啦。</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>7</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>、爷爷奶奶哄小孙子玩,爷爷扮电动车,小孙子骑在上面,奶奶在边上喊:老头子,别老趴着,</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>!</FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>8</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>、警察追歹徒,喊:站住,不然,我要开枪了。歹徒继续往前跑,……,“砰”,枪声响起,歹徒手摸胸口,缓缓转身,说:真的</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>。</FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">9</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、《赌神</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">X</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000>》拍摄时,周发发看着桌子上的牌,一直发呆,导演王晶晶着急了,对周发发说:开牌啦,</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>。</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">10</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">2007</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000>年高考江苏卷作文题目《怀想天空》。有个考生的作文是:……,云</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>,雾散啦,太阳公公露出了笑脸,……</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">11</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、一场足球比赛,到了伤停补时,世界明星队领先</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">ZG</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">队</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">n</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">球。世界明星队的守门员拿着球一直在磨蹭,迟迟不开球,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">ZG</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">队的球迷,大喊:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">SB</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000>,</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN><FONT color=#000000>。</FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000>12</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>、电脑课上,广东籍老师对学生说,遇到陌生的邮件,不要轻易打</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: red">开啦</SPAN></SPAN><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">~~~~~~</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">,否则电脑会中毒啦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">~~~~~~</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US>ps:请各位同学继续补充.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
沙发
发表于 2008-1-8 19:55 | 只看该作者
帖子开啦,有沙发了哈哈
板凳
发表于 2008-1-8 20:23 | 只看该作者
呵呵,流星姐姐有个心愿,想把每个讲“开啦”的场景都录下来,汇成一个视频。楼主是文字版。
地板
发表于 2008-1-8 20:26 | 只看该作者
“花开了吗?”“开啦!”
“门开了吗?”“开啦!”
“车开了吗?”“开啦!”
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发表于 2008-1-8 21:27 | 只看该作者
这将是一个很强大的水贴
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发表于 2008-1-8 21:39 | 只看该作者
吼吼你们就已经水开啦~~~~~~
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发表于 2008-1-8 22:27 | 只看该作者
以后字典得再多条儿。
老徐电子杂志。开啦!
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-1-9 08:14 | 只看该作者
原帖由 <I>北京土著</I> 于 2008-1-8 21:27 发表 <A href="http://bbs.xujinglei.org/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=399913&amp;ptid=31740" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.xujinglei.org/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 这将是一个很强大的水贴
那就来加强吧&lt;&gt;......
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发表于 2008-1-9 08:40 | 只看该作者
早上同事起晚了,给我发打电话说:“帮我把电脑。。开啦。。Monkey2 吧,要不领导还以为我又迟到了。。。领导来了!你就说我上厕所了。。。。。”
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发表于 2008-1-9 09:56 | 只看该作者
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原帖由 <I>沐之</I> 于 2008-1-9 08:40 发表 <A href="http://bbs.xujinglei.org/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=399982&amp;ptid=31740" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.xujinglei.org/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 早上同事起晚了,给我发打电话说:“帮我把电脑。。开啦。。<IMG alt=Monkey2 src="http://bbs.xujinglei.org/images/smilies/default/02.gif" border=0 smilieid="62"> 吧,要不领导还以为我又迟到了。。。领导来了!你就说我上厕所了。。。。。”
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<><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.xujinglei.org/images/smilies/default/36.gif" border=0 smilieid="96">&nbsp;跟上课迟到有异曲同工之妙啊&gt;&lt;</P>
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发表于 2008-1-9 10:09 | 只看该作者
谁?谁找我?
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发表于 2008-1-9 10:09 | 只看该作者
哈哈~~~公司人多,好糊弄。。。。
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发表于 2008-1-9 11:40 | 只看该作者

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这又是谁的马甲。。。
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发表于 2008-1-9 16:13 | 只看该作者
朋友几位约好出去玩,约定时间已过,来的人都已上了火车。可有一位朋友还是迟迟未到,又联系不上他。列车徐徐启动,这时,那位朋友来电话,气喘吁吁的问“你们再那呢”?接点话的人说“已经开啦”
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发表于 2008-1-9 16:30 | 只看该作者
<P>再加上方言版的“开啦”,肯定很有意思,如果可行,不妨把这个作为2008年老徐的生日礼物,相信比买给她的东西更让她高兴。</P>
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<P>应该有首MV,前面是说唱,门开啦,水开啦,车开啦…… 我们的生活盛开啦……</P>
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