儿子的笑话

紫皮书

<div id="ArticleTitle">&nbsp;从杨澜博客里淘来的[em01][em01]</div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3"></font></span>&nbsp;</div><div id="Content" style="OVERFLOW: hidden; WORD-BREAK: break-all; WORD-WRAP: break-word;"><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3">“妈妈，为什么二郎神有三只眼睛？”儿子问。</font></span></div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3">“我怎么知道？”<span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></font></span></div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3">“因为他以前没有眼睛，去商店买眼睛时正赶上买二送一活动。”</font></span></div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3">＂小鬼，哪里听到的这个笑话？＂</font></span></div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3">“我自己编的。今天有一个同学笑话另一个同学画人画了三只眼，是怪物。我就想起了二郎神；又在课间听一位老师说商场正在进行买二送一活动，我就想出了这个笑话。”</font></span></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3">我觉得编得不错，与大家分享。</font></span></div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="3"></font></span>&nbsp;</div><div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><a href="http://blog.sina.com.cn/myblog/article/article_reader.php?blog_id=47761464010006fb">http://blog.sina.com.cn/myblog/article/article_reader.php?blog_id=47761464010006fb</a></span></div></div>

zazhezhe

<p>呵呵，建议每天都来一个</p><p>哈哈</p>

alicia

开始听的时候还以为是你的儿子呢!好玩!