移动——厕所

郑了了

<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一天早上，移动一老总在外突然感觉内急，只好找公共厕所。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">干什么的？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">看厕所的大婶喊。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我是移动老总，我内急。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">你不知道现在什么都要收费啊？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">大婶。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">&nbsp;"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">行，多少钱？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b4b4b; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kern

菲靡靡之音

行!我也算个沙发吧!<br/>字看的难受,不过饭刚吃好,暂时看后没什么想法![em01]

郑了了

行，你的内力很深厚，达到了炉火纯青的境界。

菲靡靡之音

<p>刚认真看了,是挺逗!<br/>原创?上次发表的文章写的怎么样了?<br/>欢迎来上海!</p>

郑了了

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>王静菲</i>在2006-7-18 15:02:00的发言：</b><br/><p>刚认真看了,是挺逗!<br/>原创?欢迎来上海!</p></div><p>我要有那细胞，早就成诗人了。</p><p>“上次发表的文章写的怎么样了”，我上次发表什么文章了？不是那个什么〈冲动，当下〉什么的。</p><p>欢迎来北京！瞧瞧，还是我这话，多流行，嗯，美！<br/></p>

shenglibeer

老贴了！

绿茶瓜子

<p>楼主是火星人，鉴定完毕</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ——乔布什</p>

狂思

楼主 你写的真到好逗